Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Sunday, March 13, 2011

Rev up Your Engine ~part II

Let's just face it....after forty our metabolism takes a hit. I can't tell you exactly when it started happening but one day, around forty-something, my furnace tanked. It was a sad day indeed, the day I realized my metabo-time bomb had blown.  And when it blew baby, it wasn't pretty.  Something akin to my thighs being caught in a hail storm. You know what I am talking about. One day you notice those darn puckers all over the place. Hey...how did I become Crisco overnight?  You know, fat in the can, LOL.  Well let me tell ya, it is no laughing matter.

So what is a girl to do?

Boost it baby. Rev up you engine. Move it or lose it.

Build Muscle
Could it be as simple as that. Well partly.  It is a known fact that our Basal Metabolic Rate (BMR) is higher with more muscle.  One pound of muscle uses 6 calories a day just to sustain itself.  Now take one pound of fat. It takes 2 calories a day to sustain itself. Huh?  These things sustain themselves? Well yes silly, fat cells are alive and clicking.  Well truth be told, cells that carry fat are alive and well.  OK, skip that.  But really, 2 calories vs 6 calories?  This is per pound, so multiply that by the number of pounds you carry around a day in fat or muscle and yes, it begins to add up over time, say a year.

Another tidbit to remember about muscle, is that its fibers get pretty excited after stimulus (exercise) which in turn activates and increases your energy needs post workout. Yippeee. So kick it up a notch cause higher intensity delivers bigger and longer metabolic bucks = increases metabolic rate. Yep Yep.

Drink More Water
Your beloved bod needs good ole H2O to process calories. Simple. Even being mildly dehydrated can slow down your metabolic rate cause of the lack of the body's ability to do the work.  Bonus: Fresh fruit and veges are ....ummm...mostly H20...ever notice your quick trip to the ladies room after munching on a big green salad with veges.  Oh, of course. Ding Ding.

I'll take mine on the rocks. Yes, drink your tall cool one with added ice (water girl, water!) Research has shown cold water prompts the body to burn more calories, if only a wee bit. 10 calories a day. Again, these things do add up over time.

Drinking and want more? In addition to good old water, turn to black coffee or green tea for bonus metabolic boosts, altho small, who cares cause it's something. 

Eat More Often
Burn baby burn, disco inferno. Burn baby burn.  Train your body to burn more by simply eating every 3 to 4 hours.  When studying snackers, it was shown they consume less at their main meal times because they simply are not STARVING!!!  You know what starving means; it's the biggest setup to failure, a ravenous appetite often leads to overeating.

Spice up your meals while you are at it.  1 tablespoon of chopped red or green chili pepper can temporarily boost your metabolic rate by 23%.  But this is short lived, like maybe 1/2 hour but still you can't complain about the fact that you get a tiny boost so grab those red pepper flakes and sprinkle them on your next main dish. Waaa laaa! You'll be zipping in no time.

Eat more protein. I have chirped about this one enough.  Protein is satisfying, along with good fats. They satiate your appetite.  Satiate and I am a happy girl, enough said.  Protein also makes the body work twice as hard to digest it vs. how hard the bod works to digest fats or carbs.  But...(there is always a but hahaha) balance is important.  Please note I am not advocating a high protein diet.  I'm a rather staunch supporter of moderation. Simply substitute a little protein in for some of your carbs or fats.

Avoid Crash Diets
Do NOT ever dip below 1000 calories a day. Can you say metabolic disaster grander than the Chernobyl Nuclear Disaster?  These diets are notorious for quick weight loss, but guess what?  At the expense of muscle (gasp!) ...Oh crap! Really, double CRAP!  I  don't get excited about much, too often, but this one just sets me off!!! Why on God's green lovely earth would you give up any precious muscle? Isn't this where this discussion started!???  We are losing it naturally, hormonally, honey...  Yikes, please do not sabotage your efforts.  Never.  The worse part of post low cal diets, is the fact that when you start eating normally again, you gain weight easier and faster. And it is now harder to lose cause you have less muscle mass then prior to that crash diet.  Less muscle = less calories needed. Oy Vey! I'm just saying.

Best Bet
Here is the fun part.  Some of the individual impacts of the above steps are small beans but when lumped together, they really start to add up.  Sustained weight loss is attainable. Workout smarter and eat smarter. That's my motto and I am sticking to it.

Get up, slam your ice cold water. Grab a cup of Joe or TWO with your breakfast which is consumed within your first waking hour.  Get to the gym for your workout sometime during the day (or get outside and move).  Head for the kitchen for your snack or meal (sprinkled with chili flakes LOL) every 3 to 4 hours to keep your furnace firing. Drink lots of water (ice) throughout the day. Grab an afternoon green tea...and incorporate balance into your meals and life. And Laugh, laugh a lot cause nothing is better than a good ole belly laugh. Enjoy your life.
 Be Well

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Mama Needs Her Coffee!

I have a confession to make, I hate mornings.

Maybe a more accurate way to put it is, I hate waking up to the incessant triple beeps of my Dream Machine.  4:20 am baby! Ouch...why so early? I ask my self that every single morning. The second thing that always, I mean always, comes rushing into my foggy brain at that time of the morning is " I hate getting up".  Don't think I don't know the power of positive thinking here...get me any other time of the day and I would say I am not such a drag. But man at 4am every single morning I want the retired life, where I get up leisurely and pittter patter in my UGG slips to the kitchen to slam a large glass of cold water chased by fresh brewed coffee.  Aahhh, that dream could not get better.

Cranky mama? Maybe...
Best left alone? Definitely within the first 30 minutes of waking.
Walking Dead? Of course.



SO what is a girl to do. Drink her coffee. You got it.  Wake up and smell the roses or is it coffee? In my world its all about the coffee.  Once the coffee is ingested, gulp, slurped...my world becomes a much nicer place. All of a sudden, the flower child in me reemerges.  Good Thing. Seriously!!!!!!

Ok so here it is, the info geek you know and adore...I have to do a lil educating. Coffee is good. Really.....you can have it..wanna know why?

First of all, cause it's what your mama taught you. It is one of the most socially acceptable stimulants worldwide. Yipppeeee!  Coffee has some chemical bene's ...namely caffeine and antioxidants like polyphenols, catechins, and favonoids.  Blah, blah, blah...blah.  More than 150 million people drink coffee every day and I am one of them. You too? Most people average 2 cups a day or around 280 mg of caffeine. Heavy drinkers slam four or more cups a day. You do the math. Just gonna say this right now, if you are drinking caffeinated sodas STOP IT!  This pro-caffeine blog is not about the pop or energy drinks...nope, nope, nope.  And coffee drinkers, careful how much sugar you dump into your morning cup of Joe, your pancreas will thank you along with your physique.  Black is best. Yup. Or head over to your fav coffee joint, mine happens to be Starbucks, for an Americano! Heaven sent, just saying.

We know caffeine is a stimulant,  a neurotransmitter excitor!  hahaha
Athletic performance can benefit from small to moderate doses of caffeine (2-3 mg/kg) with few side effects other than the happy chattiness you will experience if you hang out with me post coffee. Mental alertness a another bonus. Agreed.  The majority of studies indicate that there MAY be a modest inverse relationship between coffee consumption and all-cause mortality. Good news. We can drink the joe and not worry that it's gonna kill us.

Bottom line: Give mama her coffee or suffer the dire consequences .....just saying.

Be well (and drink your coffee!)

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Thought Provoking vol.1

Be forewarned, the following IS for the light of heart compliments of Lee, my guest blogger for the day. 

Random thoughts

The can send a man to the moon, but they can’t invent a machine that you can just sit on and it does the exercise movements for you with all of the benefits to your body.

There is a reason that most vegetables are grown in the ground.

Why can’t “good things” be good for you and “bad things” be bad for you?

Exercise... the poor person's plastic surgery.

My wife told me “I love being surrounded by dumb bells”.  Huh???

God must love calories, because he made so many.

That’s not sweat…that’s my body crying!

Funny how my wife “Hurt” her back right after hearing that we were getting 15” of snow.

My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. It’s titled, “Women are from Venus, Men are Wrong.”